He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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