On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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