It's Friday. Sex?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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