Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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