And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
