And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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