Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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