If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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