I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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