my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Randomize
