But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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