Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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