then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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