we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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