Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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