I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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