Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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