is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I think my moral compass just broke
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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