He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It's just like the Real World with babies
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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