My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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