Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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