I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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