Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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