I love black thongs
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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