If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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