Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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