the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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