she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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You. Win. At. Life.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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