have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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