My first STD was from a foam party
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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