Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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