your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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