I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
