Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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