how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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