I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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