I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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