She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
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after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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