We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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