"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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