it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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