it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
