i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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