i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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