if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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