So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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