her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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