I just pynch a tree in the face
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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