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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots

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• (310): View more from California

  oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.

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