How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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