look no pants
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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