youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Everything about him screamed your future.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
