My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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