I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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