would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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