im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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