so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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